Head Maid/Head Janitor/Food Prep Technician/Petting Slave/Secretary/Master of WoW

Brian is tolerated by the rest of the staff simply becuase he has opposable thumbs which enable him to open cans of dog food, use a broom and mop, enter information in a computer and pick up poop.  He was hired by the pack after spending 10 years in the United States Army and deploying to Iraq in 2005.